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Secret Thoughts of Dogs

You see your best friends adorable face and that slight head tilt and you wonder, "What in the world is he thinking?"   - What are those secret thoughts of dogs? We've brought in a dear friend who claims to be able to read the inner thoughts of dogs. Mystery solved.

1. Owner: No more treats. {turns back and dog does this}

secret dog thoughts more treats

2. "You are not the boss of me, sign." -dog

you are not the boss of me

3.  "DAD IS HOME!!!"

Dad is home

4. What do you mean I can't go with you?

What do you mean I can't go with you

5. "Cat's yours if you want it." - the dog

dog protecting kitten

6. "Whatever that is - you are eating, I want it."

I don't care what it is. I want it.

7. "Get up?  I'm up."

Get up I'm up dog thoughts

8. "No, I don't know anything about a hole in the yard. Why do you ask?"

what hole dog thoughts
 

9. "If you were as small as me, would you have the guts to stare down your owner?"

small dog stare down
 

10. "You saw that?  I love you so much."

I love you so much dog thoughts 

11. "I'm concerned that my adopted parents are the type that play dress up and post pictures online."

super dog
 

12. Sometimes I'm mean.

rude dog
 

13. "Don't tell me what to do. You're not the boss of me...Crap. I have made a huge mistake"

don't tell me what to do. you're not the boss of me
 
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Last one is for you. Leave a caption in the comments!

caption dog thoughts

Posted by ES Team on 14 October, 2014 humor, quotes | 0 comments | Read more →

6 Awesome Reasons You Should Never Shave Your Beard

...that you don't really need.

Never Shave. Not Ever. Razor Free. No Doubt. Not gonna happen.

I know what you’re thinking… “never say never” right? In this case, WRONG. Usually I take that as my mantra, and of course I don’t mean it when I say it hung-over like, “I am never drinking again…” HA. HA. HA. But really, don’t shave your beard. EVER.

Beards have self-explanatory awesomeness. EPICness is inherent to every fiber of your beard. Occasionally, we need reminding. With that in mind, here are 6 awesome reasons not to shave your beard... in case your girlfriend needs convincing.

1. You’re a man.

Two Kinds of People Without Beards

Or you’re a lumberjack, which is basically the same thing.

Lumberjacks, warriors, and badasses have beards

Via onlinephd.org

Or a pirate, which is even cooler than a lumberjack

Shaving Before and After

Via collegehumor.com

Shaving Before and After Man

Via breakcom.tumblr.com

2. Because this happens:

Shaving with an Axe.

Shaving with an Axe. Via collegehumor.com

...or this

Man to baby face in one clean shave

Via experienceproject.com

3. Your beard can win you an Oscar.

Observe beardless, has-been Ben Affleck:

Ben Affleck's Beard won an Oscar

Via vir.com

I mean, it doesn’t really get much cooler. Oh and we can debate the whole Batman thing later.

4. You’re an American. Better yet, you’re ‘MERICAN.

No explanation needed.

5. Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris Beard

Via eagnews.com

6. Beard...just beard

If you're thinking of shaving, don't. Simply, don't.

There you have it, 6 awesome reasons not to shave your beard. Let’s be honest, there are hundreds of more reasons to be bearded, but it impossible for anything to follow Chuck Norris… you get my point. As if you need anymore convincing (you don’t), there are so many more reasons, but most of them just reiterate how awesome beards are and/or the fact that probably look like a 12-year-old boy scout without one; see more awesomeness below:

Beards are Epic

Via guyism.com

Ramen Beard Bowl

Via laughingsquid.com

Bears, Beards, Battlestar Galactica

No Beard, No Respect.

Posted by ES Team on 12 October, 2014 get outdoors, humor, quotes | 0 comments | Read more →

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