6 Awesome Reasons You Should Never Shave Your Beard
...that you don't really need.
I know what you’re thinking… “never say never” right? In this case, WRONG. Usually I take that as my mantra, and of course I don’t mean it when I say it hung-over like, “I am never drinking again…” HA. HA. HA. But really, don’t shave your beard. EVER.
Beards have self-explanatory awesomeness. EPICness is inherent to every fiber of your beard. Occasionally, we need reminding. With that in mind, here are 6 awesome reasons not to shave your beard... in case your girlfriend needs convincing.
1. You’re a man.
Or you’re a lumberjack, which is basically the same thing.
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Or a pirate, which is even cooler than a lumberjack
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2. Because this happens:
Shaving with an Axe. Via collegehumor.com
...or this
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3. Your beard can win you an Oscar.
Observe beardless, has-been Ben Affleck:
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I mean, it doesn’t really get much cooler. Oh and we can debate the whole Batman thing later.
4. You’re an American. Better yet, you’re ‘MERICAN.
No explanation needed.
5. Chuck Norris
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6. Beard...just beard
If you're thinking of shaving, don't. Simply, don't.
There you have it, 6 awesome reasons not to shave your beard. Let’s be honest, there are hundreds of more reasons to be bearded, but it impossible for anything to follow Chuck Norris… you get my point. As if you need anymore convincing (you don’t), there are so many more reasons, but most of them just reiterate how awesome beards are and/or the fact that probably look like a 12-year-old boy scout without one; see more awesomeness below:
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