6 Awesome Reasons You Should Never Shave Your Beard

...that you don't really need.

Never Shave. Not Ever. Razor Free. No Doubt. Not gonna happen.

I know what you’re thinking… “never say never” right? In this case, WRONG. Usually I take that as my mantra, and of course I don’t mean it when I say it hung-over like, “I am never drinking again…” HA. HA. HA. But really, don’t shave your beard. EVER.

Beards have self-explanatory awesomeness. EPICness is inherent to every fiber of your beard. Occasionally, we need reminding. With that in mind, here are 6 awesome reasons not to shave your beard... in case your girlfriend needs convincing.

1. You’re a man.

Two Kinds of People Without Beards

Or you’re a lumberjack, which is basically the same thing.

Lumberjacks, warriors, and badasses have beards

Via onlinephd.org

Or a pirate, which is even cooler than a lumberjack

Shaving Before and After

Via collegehumor.com

Shaving Before and After Man

Via breakcom.tumblr.com

2. Because this happens:

Shaving with an Axe.

Shaving with an Axe. Via collegehumor.com

...or this

Man to baby face in one clean shave

Via experienceproject.com

3. Your beard can win you an Oscar.

Observe beardless, has-been Ben Affleck:

Ben Affleck's Beard won an Oscar

Via vir.com

I mean, it doesn’t really get much cooler. Oh and we can debate the whole Batman thing later.

4. You’re an American. Better yet, you’re ‘MERICAN.

No explanation needed.

5. Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris Beard

Via eagnews.com

6. Beard...just beard

If you're thinking of shaving, don't. Simply, don't.

There you have it, 6 awesome reasons not to shave your beard. Let’s be honest, there are hundreds of more reasons to be bearded, but it impossible for anything to follow Chuck Norris… you get my point. As if you need anymore convincing (you don’t), there are so many more reasons, but most of them just reiterate how awesome beards are and/or the fact that probably look like a 12-year-old boy scout without one; see more awesomeness below:

Beards are Epic

Via guyism.com

Ramen Beard Bowl

Via laughingsquid.com

Bears, Beards, Battlestar Galactica

No Beard, No Respect.

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