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Uncle Si would make a better Batman than Ben Affleck

Ever wonder what Uncle Si would look like as Batman. ere you go
Posted by ES Team on 01 February, 2015 humor, movies | 0 comments | Read more →

Same girl - different make up

Which girl do you prefer? Camo or makeup?
Posted by ES Team on 29 January, 2015 hobbies, humor, hunting | 0 comments | Read more →

Dos Equis Man Camping

Why does this always happen when I move to another side of the campfire?
Posted by ES Team on 27 January, 2015 camping, humor | 0 comments | Read more →

You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats

I'm sorry, but that is not food. It's what....
Posted by ES Team on 26 January, 2015 humor, quotes | 0 comments | Read more →

Dale Earnhardt explains Gordon to Danica Patrick

Dale Earnhardt explains why Jeff Gordon is really mad...
Posted by ES Team on 25 January, 2015 hobbies, humor | 0 comments | Read more →

Pinterest Fun

These are some of the best things we've seen on pinterest. Even if you're not on it, check them out.
Posted by ES Team on 24 January, 2015 camping, fishing, get outdoors, hobbies, humor, hunting, self defense | 0 comments | Read more →

7 Types of Campers (infographic)

Great infographic of the 7 types of campers.
Posted by ES Team on 23 January, 2015 camping, hobbies, humor | 0 comments | Read more →

Is that a Sign or a Trail Blaze?

Have you ever been hiking and wondered, is that a Sign or a Trail Blaze?

(A trial blaze is a mark the direction of the trail. In older times a tree could be blazed by hatchet chops, these days it is often paint on trees in a consistant shape and color for the particular path.) The following infographic is pretty humerous for anyone who has spent a good amount of time hiking and been confused by the "signs" left as trail markings. Enjoy!

Signs and Blazes for the Modern Outdoorsman

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Posted by ES Team on 20 January, 2015 get outdoors, humor | 0 comments | Read more →

Zombie Survival Guide

Zombie Survival Guide 

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The impending zombie apocalypse is nothing to joke around about. Ladies, do not date a man that can not show you his plan for the zombie apocalypse. If he doesn't know how to protect you, keep looking. 

Zombie Survival Gear

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Posted by ES Team on 19 January, 2015 humor, survival | 0 comments | Read more →

College Football Fact Sheet

College Football Fact Sheet 
College football season is here. If you're in the south, you can't escape it. Before you head out to the game, be sure to grab some pepper spray or mace for you and for your date.
GA Tech Jackets, Wisconsin badgers, Miami, Cheerleading, University of Kentucky, male cheerleaders, bizare mascots, rutgers, NCAA. 
Before you head out to the game, be sure to grab some pepper spray or mace for you and for your date. Be prepared and be safe. 
Enjoy some more humor about college football season and the difference in the North and South: 
College football has begun! Thought you Southern folks would enjoy this, it's the differences in football in the South and in the rest of the country...

Women's Accessories: 
NORTH: Chap Stick in back pocket and a $20 bill in the front pocket. 
SOUTH: Louis Vuitton duffel with two lipsticks, and waterproof mascara. Money not necessary - that's what dates are for. 

Stadium Size: 
NORTH: College football stadiums hold 20,000 people. 
SOUTH: High school football stadiums hold 20,000 people. 

NORTH: Expect their daughters to understand Sylvia Plath. 
SOUTH: Expect their daughters to understand pass interference. 

Campus Decor: 
NORTH: Statues of founding fathers. 
SOUTH: Statues of Heisman trophy winners.

Homecoming Queen: 
NORTH: Also a physics major. 
SOUTH: Also Miss America. 

NORTH: Rudy Giuliani 
SOUTH: Bear Bryant, Archie &Peyton Manning

Getting Tickets: 
NORTH: 5 days before the game you walk into the ticket office on campus. 
SOUTH: 5 months before the game you walk into the ticket office on 
campus, make a large financial contribution and put name on a waiting list 
for tickets. 

Friday Classes After a Thursday Night Game: 
NORTH: Students and teachers not sure they're going to the game, because 
they have classes on Friday. 
SOUTH: Teachers cancel Friday classes. 

NORTH: An hour before game time, the University opens the campus for game parking. 
SOUTH: RVs sporting their school flags begin arriving on Wednesday for 
the weekend festivities. The really faithful arrive on Tuesday. 

Game Day: 
NORTH: A few students party in the dorm and watch ESPN on TV. 
SOUTH: Every student wakes up and rushes over to where ESPN is broadcasting 'Game Day Live' to get on camera and wave to the students up north who wonder why 'Game Day Live' is never Broadcast from their campus. 

NORTH: Raw meat on a grill, drinks with lime in it, listening to local 
radio station with truck tailgate down. 
SOUTH: 30-foot custom pig-shaped smoker fires up at dawn. Cooking 
accompanied by live performance from the Dave Matthews Band,... who come over during breaks and hangout. 

Getting to the Stadium: 
NORTH: You ask 'Where's the stadium?' When you find it, you walk right 
SOUTH: When you're near it, you'll hear it. On game day it is the state's 
third largest city. 

NORTH: Drinks served in a paper cup, filled to the top with soda. 
SOUTH: Drinks served in a large plastic cup, with the home team's mascot on it.

When National Anthem is Played: 
NORTH : Stands are less than half full, and less than half of them stand 
SOUTH: 100,000 fans, all standing, sing along in perfect four-part 
harmony. If you are really lucky, you might get a fly-over too.

The Smell in the Air After the First Score: 
NORTH: Nothing changes. 
SOUTH: Gunpowder (from the cannon in the end zone).

Commentary (Male): 
NORTH: 'Nice play.' 
SOUTH: 'Tackle him and break his legs.' 

Commentary (Female): 
NORTH: 'My, this certainly is a violent sport.' 
SOUTH: 'Tackle him and break his legs.' 

NORTH: Neutral and paid. 
SOUTH: Announcer harmonizes with the crowd in the fight song, with a tear in his eye because he is so proud of his team. 

After the Game: 
NORTH: The stadium is empty way before the game ends. 
SOUTH: Another rack of ribs goes on the smoker, Dave Matthews plays on, and planning begins for next week.


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Posted by ES Team on 16 January, 2015 hobbies, humor | 0 comments | Read more →
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