Insane Cat Video

Ever wonder why people love cats? This video is why. They are not always "graceful" creatures, but they are always funny.

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Life Is Hard Enough

Life is hard, but it's harder when your stupid.

Think smart people.

Deer hunting humor: he shot at me

He's about 5'3", wearing a red jacket, smells of beer and he shot a gun at me.

Beautiful Superhero's- How do you date a superhero?

Movies

Take us out of our current reality - at least for an hour or two. Give us a chance to be SUPER, to SAVE the cheerleader, to FIGHT the bad guys, to LAUGH...

And maybe most importantly to check out really amazing knives!

The Avengers show us that all kinds of Hero's can team up to save the world!

Uma Thurman taught us to not underestimate the capabilities of a hot woman with a vengeance!  By the way, if you would really like to own a sword like she had- head over to our sword page.

Speaking of Beautiful Women holding Swords.  I'd be ok with seeing more with that topic:

Well HELLO, Kate Beckensale.

Hey there Little Red! My My that is quite a big knife you have!

"Make sure they remember you."  Girls like Crossbows.

But more than that... they want to feel memorable. 

Of course we know it is the real HERO's who end up with the girl.  Just look out if her powers are greater than yours- right Cyclops?

If that doesn't scare you- I'm pretty sure that Super Girl is still available....

So, you're saying I have a chance? ... 

You better act fast though, if you want to marry a hot super hero... They are usually taken in a FLASH.

So, How are you going to get her Godfather?  Make her an offer she cant refuse!

Don't worry- I've got this "covered."  I am - Iron Can. 

Spiderman Spiderman - Does whatever Spiderman can...to get the girl in his web.

  If any man can get the girl, it's certainly Thor- what a great movie. Are you a Marvel Fan or do you prefer DC comics?

So, at the end of the day= the point is that Beautiful women who know how to kick butt are not easy to catch.  However, it does seem like the good guys get the girl.

Nicely done Sir.    

Any other tips on how to date a superhero?  What is she looking for? 

Disney buys Star Wars and plans new films

What are your thoughts about Disney buying Star Wars and planning to do 3 more movies? We want to know how you guys are feeling!

Humorous 2nd Amendment Quotes

 2nd Amendment

As ratified by the States and authenticated by Thomas Jefferson, then-Secretary of State:

 A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

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James Madison (left) is known as the "Father of the Constitution" and "Father of the Bill of Rights"
George Mason (right) is also sometimes referred to as the "Father of the Bill of Rights"

Obviously, some do not want to exercise those rights and thats ok. I think this girl says it well:  

Chuck Norris addresses those who think that banning guns with end violent crimes-

Well said Mr. Norris...I mean Mr. Walker Texas Ranger.

And what would happen to a pretty, young famous person like Miranda Lambert if we banned guns.  She (and many like her) would need to hire multiple people to give her basic protection every day.

Knives and guns help give her some of the protection she needs to be doing what she loves to do.

Want guns out of the media?  Uncle Si has a word for you about removing weapons from him.

Did you say the right to "BEAR ARMS" ?

The 2nd amendment is the right to bear arms, but I think you misunderstood.

I'm thankful for this document. How about you?

At the end of the day it's about my right to protection.

What are your thoughts on the 2nd amendment?

Zombified - The Ultimate Plan

Prepare for the Zombies

You know you need a plan, you just haven't gotten around to it.  The time is now, my friends, the time is now. Zombies don't care if you're ready. They will TAKE YOU OUT.

There are many plans available out there, but having the weapons to defend yourself and loved ones is first and foremost!  Luckily Extremely-sharp.com has all you need for surviving the Zombie Apocalypse.

Just remember, while a sword or shotgun are cool weapons, the most effective defense against walkers is lightly jogging. Stay fit folks.

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Do you have a plan?

The impending zombie apocalypse is nothing to joke around about. Ladies, do not date a man that can not show you his plan for the zombie apocalypse. If he doesn't know how to protect you, keep looking.

 
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A few suggested plans, put into a nice infographic so you don't have to read too much:

as well as this nice plan: Zombie Survival Guide 

Your Zombie preparation kit has some basic essentials: Survival knife, Stormproof matches, first aid, flashlight, hydration, energy food, signal mirror, cast-iron skillet,. If there is a better place to get a survival knife than www.extremely-sharp.com, we haven't found it. A family owned business with every knife you could possibly want or need.  Every home needs a Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit!

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Prevent Zombie infection- Wash your hands!

Every home needs an "In Case of Zombies Break Glass"  kit like this.

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Stay Calm and don't get infected.  Panic makes you not think straight that is far to close to being a zombie for my comfort level.

A good blowgun will get them from far away.

It's nice that Zombies love you for what is on the inside.

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If you need directions on killing a zombie- here is a simple step by step process:

1. Get Sword from ESknives.com

2. Aim for Neck on Zombie.

Turn our Awesome SURVIVAL KIT into a great Christmas or Birthday gift.

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Don't be SCARED. With some protection close by, they will not be eating you.

Deep thought: if a Zombie Apocalypse happened in Vegas, would it stay in Vegas?

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Count how many zombies you see in this picture. The longer you stare, the more zombies appear!

What are the essentials you will need to fight off a Zombie and defend yourself?  You can get the knives you'll need at ESknives.com. Our family owned business has every knife you need, and we have great guides to tell you how to care for your knives

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Zombie movies are good for helping you prepare for what may be coming.

Also, the CDC (Centers for Disease Control) has some great tips on Zombie preparedness for you to check out.

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Once your are infected, there is no going back. Snoopy has to protect himself and you may too.

A nice sword, some knives, and a few blowguns to get started...

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Since Zombies really only eat brains, I think You're Safe.

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Oh yeah- Make fun of the Redneck... until the Zombies come and now you NEED us.

Best protection against Walkers is lightly jogging. Stay Fit.

Then use your fitness tools to protect the house.

Genius.

Want some reading material to build your defense plan?  Follow this link to the Zombie Survival guide to purchase on Amazon.

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While ESknives.com does recommend having a plan for zombie survival, we also think a little time on a life plan is also advisable.

Deer hunting humor - oh deer

Deerest Hunter,

I know you've longed to find this post. There is plenty of deer hunting humor on the internet, and we want to put some of it together for you to enjoy. If you like to laugh you should LIKE us on Facebook.

Did you stop counting after your "limit"? No? Well then you are a true hunter and can keep enjoying this post.

Now CALMLY go by and grab a new Hunting knife.

If you've got a better caption, and you probably do, leave it in the comments.  What would you say to the vegetarian?

Parenting done right.  This kid is going to grow up to be awesome. A new grown-up crossbow would be nice too.

Oh the perils of Deer hunting. I'm pretty sure this Bear has claimed this as his Deer Hunting area.  Would you be willing to test him on that?

If this sign is not only not too graphic for you, but you find it hilarious - you are a worthy hunter.

Pigeon's beware.

What I would have loved even more is the photo right after this one. His face would be.   PRICELESS.

Women bow hunting. NICE.

Hot huntresses get a big thumbs up from us.

Awesome 'Dinosaur' Prank: Raptor Chases Man Through Mall (video)

This Japanese dinosaur prank is pretty terrifying but very funny. Watch as this a Japanese TV prank show recreates a very 'Jurassic Park' moment.

To be fair, I'd probably react like this too...

Sketch Empire comedians joined up with the team from KHA Entertainment to scare the crap out of random people in Columbus, Ohio.

Happy Halloween - Frozen Drinking Game

A few fun ideas for you this cool October 31st...

We've got an awesome drinking game idea for you to start with.  Every child in America is obsessed with the Frozen movie. Parents have the lyrics running through their head at every waking moment of the day.  You can bet that this Halloween, there will be a large number of ice cold princesses at your door. Our thought? Make a game of it!

 

Have each person pick a costume that they will have to take a drink if a kid comes to the house / apartment dressed from that movie.

Make sure that you put a light on and a carved pumpkin on the front porch so that kids know that you welcome kids. And for heavens sake - don't pass out crap candy or apples or any of that insanity. That is a sure way to get your house TRICKED next year.

Have fun with your trick or treaters this year!  Just make sure the little ones are gone before you are too far gone!