Zombified - The Ultimate Plan

Prepare for the Zombies

You know you need a plan, you just haven't gotten around to it.  The time is now, my friends, the time is now. Zombies don't care if you're ready. They will TAKE YOU OUT.

There are many plans available out there, but having the weapons to defend yourself and loved ones is first and foremost!  Luckily Extremely-sharp.com has all you need for surviving the Zombie Apocalypse.

Just remember, while a sword or shotgun are cool weapons, the most effective defense against walkers is lightly jogging. Stay fit folks.


Ask me about my zombie plan

Do you have a plan?

The impending zombie apocalypse is nothing to joke around about. Ladies, do not date a man that can not show you his plan for the zombie apocalypse. If he doesn't know how to protect you, keep looking.


A few suggested plans, put into a nice infographic so you don't have to read too much:

Zombie Emergency Procedure Inforgraphic

as well as this nice plan: Zombie Survival Guide 

Your Zombie preparation kit has some basic essentials: Survival knife, Stormproof matches, first aid, flashlight, hydration, energy food, signal mirror, cast-iron skillet,. If there is a better place to get a survival knife than www.extremely-sharp.com, we haven't found it. A family owned business with every knife you could possibly want or need.  Every home needs a Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit!


Prevent Zombie infections by washing your hands

Prevent Zombie infection- Wash your hands!

In case of Zombie break glass

Every home needs an "In Case of Zombies Break Glass"  kit like this.


Keep Calm zombies

Stay Calm and don't get infected.  Panic makes you not think straight that is far to close to being a zombie for my comfort level.

A good blowgun will get them from far away.

It's nice that Zombies love you for what is on the inside.


If you need directions on killing a zombie- here is a simple step by step process:

1. Get Sword from ESknives.com

2. Aim for Neck on Zombie.

How to kill a zombie

Zombie bed sheet set

Turn our Awesome SURVIVAL KIT into a great Christmas or Birthday gift.


Scarecrow zombie wants brains

Don't be SCARED. With some protection close by, they will not be eating you.

Deep thought: if a Zombie Apocalypse happened in Vegas, would it stay in Vegas?


Count how many zombies you see in this picture. The longer you stare, the more zombies appear!


Magic Eye the more you state the more zombies appear

What are the essentials you will need to fight off a Zombie and defend yourself?  You can get the knives you'll need at ESknives.com. Our family owned business has every knife you need, and we have great guides to tell you how to care for your knives


I love zombies movies
Zombie movies are good for helping you prepare for what may be coming.

Also, the CDC (Centers for Disease Control) has some great tips on Zombie preparedness for you to check out.


snoopy and the peanuts gang zombies

Once your are infected, there is no going back. Snoopy has to protect himself and you may too.

A nice sword, some knives, and a few blowguns to get started...


Zombies eat brains. You are safe

zombie uncle sam poster

Since Zombies really only eat brains, I think You're Safe.


Daryl Walking Dead Redneck

Zombie Apocalypse Preparation

Oh yeah- Make fun of the Redneck... until the Zombies come and now you NEED us.

Best protection against Walkers is lightly jogging. Stay Fit.

Then use your fitness tools to protect the house.


Want some reading material to build your defense plan?  Follow this link to the Zombie Survival guide to purchase on Amazon.


While ESknives.com does recommend having a plan for zombie survival, we also think a little time on a life plan is also advisable.

Lay College Senior Zombie Prep

Zombie warning sign

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