Secret Thoughts of Dogs

You see your best friends adorable face and that slight head tilt and you wonder, "What in the world is he thinking?"   - What are those secret thoughts of dogs? We've brought in a dear friend who claims to be able to read the inner thoughts of dogs. Mystery solved.

1. Owner: No more treats. {turns back and dog does this}

secret dog thoughts more treats

2. "You are not the boss of me, sign." -dog

you are not the boss of me

3.  "DAD IS HOME!!!"

Dad is home

4. What do you mean I can't go with you?

What do you mean I can't go with you

5. "Cat's yours if you want it." - the dog

dog protecting kitten

6. "Whatever that is - you are eating, I want it."

I don't care what it is. I want it.

7. "Get up?  I'm up."

Get up I'm up dog thoughts

8. "No, I don't know anything about a hole in the yard. Why do you ask?"

what hole dog thoughts

9. "If you were as small as me, would you have the guts to stare down your owner?"

small dog stare down

10. "You saw that?  I love you so much."

I love you so much dog thoughts 

11. "I'm concerned that my adopted parents are the type that play dress up and post pictures online."

super dog

12. Sometimes I'm mean.

rude dog

13. "Don't tell me what to do. You're not the boss of me...Crap. I have made a huge mistake"

don't tell me what to do. you're not the boss of me

Last one is for you. Leave a caption in the comments!

caption dog thoughts

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